So had the fandamily pow-wow last night, told then that I was taking a little holiday - came as a complete surprise - they thought that I'd gotten all of this sort of thing out of my system with my last big trip in the mid-nineties (yikes, 10 years ago). I've told them they can keep in touch and see what's happening via this site, I've also told them that they can expect to learn a few things about themselves if they've pissed me off lately! Luckily, probably more so for me, they haven't.
All in all it was a good evening, I got slightly bladdered - it's the only way I can get through these things! Have a bit of a hangover this morning, packet of Resolve and a bacon and egg sandwich have helped to pretty much clear that up. If you too are feeling delicate, my sympathies ... But hey it had to be done. Also my fiends, ooops, sorry friends, now I've fed and watered all of you all last night, I hope that when I return, starving and penniless, that you will feed and water me!
Need to shake a leg now, have a couple of friends to catch up with later, tell them about the trip and hope that they buy me a beer. One we'll call Sheena, a twenty-two year old sex kitten that somehow fell for me several months back - she has of course since seen the light, blamed the whole incident on alcohol and a curry addiction we shared. The other we'll call Lizzy, cos that's her name. She does a great line in sexy underwear and BJs - so it's no wonder I want to see her - sad I know, but hey, I'm a bloke ... Also ought to catch up with my ex - we were together some ten years before she went off with someone older, fatter & uglier than me. He was also considerably richer than me ... she thought! Lol!! So while they are taking out a mortgage (him in his mid-fifties, her mid-forties), I'll be ordering another frozen margarita on some distant sunny shore!